LaoHero at JalanKayu

Yo peeps.as many of u would noe
JalanKayu has this imbal Prata stretch and this super good durian cake shop
hahas so guess wad.me dad was on this mutton soup spree ytd
and it was like 11+ so WHERE THE FUCK do we get mutton soup
so i was like "anywhr got indian got mutton" rhymes eh xD
den we decided on Jalan Kayu(wood in malay as said by dad)
though it was kinda far but nvm la..
o yea..b4 i forget..they have this little mama stalls on the sidewalk.they sell cheap booze
andd imbal peanuts.really good *purple ones*u noe?
hahas so we went to the Prata stall tat was er opened in 1960 i think starts with a T
den as ya all noe it was really crowded thr so we saw this table for 4 and rushed there to "chop"
the seats den me dad went with my godsis to order the pratas while i sat thr with my dads fren
den out of nowher this man in his late 40's jus sat beside me
so i was thinkin "Whodafark r u?"
den being a polite citizen i said "excuse me this seat is taken"
but he freaking dao-ed me la and look at his pack of Dunhill Frost
fuck man! so i was like "oi.got ppl seat here la"
Man "I dun care"
I "We seat here damn long liao already order food"
Man *takes out receipt* *points to some number* "the man ask me seat here"
I "Eh not my prob.We seat here 1st leh"
*jus so happens got one empty table at the corner den my godsis say change seat*
I *leaving* "Aiya.Bullshit la"
*seat at new table liao*
*man Comes over try to act like some old gangsta*
Man "Hello.the man ask me sit thr ok"
I "Aiyaa.dun talk la."
Man "You small boy dun so rude"
I thinking " SHIT la..shuldnt cut my hair until so cute.now ppl think i so small.haven cut can go 7-11 buy beer.Now cut liao.even Nc16 movie they dun believe"
I "U as a old man shuld noe better."
Man *try to act bully* *point finger in my face* "U small boy parent got teach u"
I "EH old man point wad sia"
Man "U wanna hit me"
I *was actually laughin at him liao la but act act* "Come hit la"
*den my dad see this old joker standing infront of me den i sitting thr come over*
Dad " SIMI DAI JI"
man "U his father"
Dad "Ya so?"
Man "he said smth nasty to me"
dad "wad he say"
Man "i dun wana repeat it"
Dad "Ah dun dare say den dun talk"
*Man no balls liao go back table act cool smoke*
*we all laughing there LOLS*
den after awhile the man smoke finish den he walk into the stall quietly go cancel his order den go home LOLS..
This kinda uncle only try to bully ppl younger den them.think they smoke smoke very dua ar?
hahas if they meet my other friends long ago already fight liao.den my dad was like he scared i go hit the man.den i was like hahas he so joker i wait for him hit me la den we can po ma ta
LOLS!sia la..seriously SG got alot of this kinda Uncle wan act bully
but actly no balls de la.hahas

PS: Jalan Kayu the food deprove ALOT liao dun go.reco u guys go Changi Village.

peace out.